last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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