Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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