Having a random hookup so left but love u
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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