Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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