He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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