Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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