HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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