Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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