the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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