...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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