I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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