Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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