Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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