Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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