Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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