can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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