is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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