He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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