It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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