i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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