just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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