Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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