Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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