Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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