Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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