I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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