Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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