butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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