i think my mom watched the whole time
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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