Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
YAS. BRING CRAB.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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