I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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