why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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