Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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