Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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