A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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