If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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