I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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