we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
love makes seman taste better
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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