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i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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