Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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