and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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