All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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