last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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