Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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