True but thats because hes a fetus.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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