i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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