just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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