.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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