i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
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The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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