One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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