Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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