I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
