How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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