Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
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