Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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