he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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