People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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